📜 Bunty Bhai – Rajya Sabha ka Rockstar! (Grand Finale Chapter) 🏛️🎤
📢 Scene 1: Bunty Bhai Enters Politics
Bunty Bhai ki Midnight Chai empire ka craze itna badh gaya ki ek din political party wale khud gatecrash kar gaye.
Neta ji (pleading):
“Bunty beta, desh ko ek asli chaiwala chahiye… filmy nahi, kadak reality wala!”
Bunty socha:
“Sahi hai bhai, phele gali jagayi, phir sheher, ab desh ki baari!” 💪
🏁 Scene 2: The Legendary Campaign
Bunty Bhai ka election slogan tha:
“Chai, Chappal aur Chunav – Teenon Mein Kadakpan Zaroori Hai!” 😂
Apni Nano gaadi mein midnight chai leke, Bunty har gali, nukkad, railway station pe dikhne laga.
Garam chai, thande vichar aur ek full-time confident Bunty Bhai = unbeatable combo.
Public ka craze dekhkar opposition panic mode mein chala gaya:
Opposition:
“Issko rokna hai toh Starbucks ka free coffee scheme laani padegi!”
But Bunty Bhai ko kaun rok sakta tha bhai? Desi kadak chai ne firse jeet dikhayi! ☕
📋 Scene 3: Rajya Sabha – Mic Drop Moment
Rajya Sabha ka swearing-in din aaya.
Bunty Bhai apne classic style mein kurta-jeans aur ek chhota thermos leke aaya.
Oath ceremony mein, Bunty se pucha gaya:
Speaker:
“Kya aap apne kartavya ka paalan karenge?”
Bunty Bhai (smirking):
“Kartavya nahi sir, kasam khata hoon har session mein ek kadak cup serve karne ka!” 😂
Full House: Standing ovation.
Mummy: Emotional meltdown + extra samosa order at home. 🥹
🌟 Scene 4: The Final Act
Rajya Sabha ke pehle din Bunty Bhai ne propose kiya:
- Free Evening Chai Scheme
- Sunday Mandatory Nap Day
- Maa ke Haath ka Khana Subsidy Program
Aur jaise hi Bunty Bhai apni seat pe baitha, ek soft golden light uske aaspaas chamakne lagi (ya shayad woh chai ki bhaap thi).
Poora desh jaane laga Bunty Bhai ko — na sirf ek entrepreneur ya neta ke roop mein,
par ek sapne dekhne wale simple aadmi ke roop mein,
jo sabko yaad dilata hai: “Chhoti chhoti khushiyan hi asli jeet hoti hain.” 🌸
🎬 The End?
Kahi na kahi, kisi tapri ke kone mein, ab bhi koi keh raha hoga:
“Bunty Bhai jaise log roz paida nahi hote… unhe chai ki tapri pe banaya jaata hai.” ☕
🚀 Bunty Bhai – Signing Off (for now…)
(But hey, who knows? Kahaniyaan kabhi khatam nahi hoti — sirf thodi der ke liye break leti hai. Chai pe milte hain phir!) ☕😉