Bunty Bhai – Shark Tank Mein Dhamaka! 🦈
🎥 Scene 1: The Application
Bunty Bhai ne apne Midnight Chai startup ke saath Shark Tank India ke audition ke form bhar diye.
Question tha:
“Why should we invest in your startup?”
Bunty ne likha:
“Kyunki meri chai mein hai maa ke haath ka pyaar, aur neend ke dushmanon ka vaar!” 😎
Unhone socha, bhai, agar Anupam Mittal emotional ho gaya toh seedha deal pakki.
🎙️ Scene 2: Pitch Time – Spotlight on Bunty
Camera zoom-in. Lights full dramatic. Background mein thoda heroic music.
Bunty enters wearing:
- Kurta-pyjama with sneakers 🏃♂️
- Ek haath mein thermos, dusre mein sapne!
Bunty (confidently):
“Namaste Sharks! Main hoon Bunty Bhai, founder of Midnight Chai — India ka pehla 24×7 thandi raaton ka savior! Main yahan aaya hoon ₹50 lakh ke liye, 5% equity ke badle.”
Sharks ek dusre ko aankhon hi aankhon mein dekh rahe hain, jaise samose ki last piece pe lad rahe ho.
😵 Scene 3: Sharks ke Reactions
Anupam Mittal:
“Bhai sahab, chai toh sab banate hain… tum kya naya laye ho?”
Bunty (cheeky smile ke saath):
“Sir, meri chai sirf garam nahi, relatable hai — breakup wale ke liye extra kadak, exam wale ke liye extra sweet!”
Namita Thapar:
“Branding ka kya socha hai?”
Bunty:
“Ma’am, plan hai ek catchy jingle ka — ‘Neend bhagao, Bunty ki chai pilao!’ Full IPL mein bajega!”
Peyush Bansal:
“Scalability? Logistics?”
Bunty (toda ghuma ke):
“Sir, jaise main apne padosiyon ko udhaar pe samosa bechta tha, waise har sheher mein local Bunty banayenge – decentralized samosa supply chain!” 😂
Vineeta Singh:
“Passion toh visible hai, par numbers?”
Bunty (thoda nautanki karta hua):
“Ma’am, numbers mere maa ke haath ke paranthe jaise hain – thode gol, thode imperfect, par pyaar se bhare hue!”
🤑 Scene 4: Offers aur Drama
Peyush offers 50 lakh for 15% stake.
Anupam says 50 lakh for 12%.
Namita wants to partner with Vineeta and make it a health-focused chai brand. 😂
Bunty ka dimaag full-overload.
Bunty (dramatic pause ke saath):
“Main ek decision leta hoon… All Sharks ke saath ek combined deal chahiye!”
Sharks shock mein. Ye toh full Salman Khan level demand ho gayi.
🎉 Scene 5: Deal Crack aur Viral Moment
Thoda negotiation ke baad deal crack ho gayi:
- ₹50 lakh
- 10% equity
- All 5 Sharks onboard! 🚀
Camera close-up: Bunty maa ko phone pe bata raha hai:
Bunty:
“Maa, apna Bunty ab sirf Bunty Bhai nahi, Bunty CEO hai!”
Maa (background mein):
“Theek hai beta, ab bazar se dhaniya bhi lete aana.” 😂
🎬 Final Shot
Bunty ka startup “Midnight Chai” ab IPL mein sponsor hai.
Bunty Bhai trending hai:
- Insta Reels pe viral
- Memes mein king
- Mummy ke WhatsApp group mein hero
Aur Bunty ka motto:
“Apni kahani khud likho… chahe chappal pade ya cheque mile!” 💥