Chai, Chappal aur Chamatkaar – Bunty Bhai Returns
Sun lo bhailog, kyunki Bunty Bhai ki kahaani abhi khatam nahi hui, sirf interval hua tha. 😂
Is baar naye twist, naye stunt aur naye suspense waale samose ke saath — yeh rahi Bunty ke zindagi ki fresh chapter.
🏠 Act 1: Mummy ka Mission
Ek subah Bunty soya pada tha, 11 baje tak.
Mummy aayi haath mein chappal leke — full Avengers mode mein.
Mummy: “Subah subah uth jao, duniya conquer kar rahi hai aur tum kambal mein Gulzar bane baithe ho!”
Bunty (aadhe neend mein): “Maa, sapne mein UPSC clear kar raha tha…”
Mummy ka jawab classic tha:
Mummy: “Sapne mein IAS, asal mein berozgaar!”
Ek chappal hawa mein ghoomi aur land hui Bunty ke takiye pe.
Achievement unlocked: “Dodge the Desi Weapon.”
🚶 Act 2: Galliyon ka Gunda
Bunty gaya sabzi lene — mummy ke strict orders pe.
Shopping list: Tamatar, Pyaz, aur Methi (50 gm ka hi lena Bunty, na zyada na kam!).
Sabzi wale bhaiya se negotiation shuru:
Bunty: “Bhaiya, 40 rupaye mein 2 kilo de do.”
Sabziwala (smirking): “Beta, shaadi mein discount milega, sabzi mein nahi.”
Finally, 5 rupaye ka dhaniya free mein jeet ke Bunty ne apni izzat bachayi.
Desi MBA skills level up.
📱 Act 3: Bunty vs Technology
Bunty ko laga tha vo “Tech Savvy” hai.
Ek din naya smartphone liya — 5 camera waala, aisa zoom ki chhati pe baal gin sakte ho.
Problem? OTP aane mein 20 minute lagte the.
Pura din recharge aur updates mein gaya, aur Bunty ki maa bola:
Maa: “Beta, pehle dhang se pankha toh chala le, baad mein phone chala lena.”
Oof. Instant 360-degree roast. Burn level: Tandoor chicken.
🍵 Act 4: Chai Pe Chamatkaar
Bunty aur doston ne decide kiya ek startup shuru karenge:
“Midnight Chai Delivery Service” — tag line: “Neend bhagao, Bunty ki chai pilao!”
Pehla din, pehla order. Bunty scooter pe nikla — raat ke 2 baje, thandi hawa mein, ek haath mein thermos aur dusre mein sapne.
Signal pe police wale pakad liye.
Police Uncle: “Raat ke do baje? Chai bechne nikal pada? Drug dealer nahi hai na?”
Bunty: “Sir, chai ke sath biscuit bhi free dete hain… chahe test kar lo!”
Police wale has diye. Free mein ek chai pilayi aur selfie bhi maangi.
Startup ka pehla review: ⭐⭐⭐⭐½ – “Achhi chai, thodi thandi thi.” 😂
🎉 Grand Finale: Gully Boy to CEO
Aaj Bunty ka “Midnight Chai” brand pura sheher mein famous hai.
Sab log kehte hain:
“Jahan neend na aaye, wahan Bunty ki chai aaye.”
Aur Bunty Bhai, ab apni mummy ke saamne proudly kehta hai:
Bunty: “Maa, sapne sapne nahi rahe — ab chai ke sath cash bhi aa raha hai!”
Moral of the Story:
Desi life mein chappal bhi motivation hai, aur chai bhi startup idea.
Sapne bade socho, par mummy ki daant mat bhoolna. 🙌
Kya tum bhi kabhi chappal se motivated hue ho ya sirf motivational quotes se kaam chalaya hai? 😜