Shaadi, Samose, aur Signal – Ek Desi Kahaani
Ek baar ki baat hai, ek chhoti si gali mein, ek lamba chhoda ladka rehta tha — naam tha Bunty Sharma, lekin doston ke liye sirf Bunty Bhai. Uski zindagi ekdum masaledaar mix thi – thoda drama, thoda comedy, aur full-on Indian tadka.
🛵 Act 1: Bunty vs Traffic Police
Bunty ko ek hi cheez se sach mein pyar tha – uski 2005 ki Hero Honda Splendor. Halanki vo kabhi chalti nahi thi bina dhakka diye, par Bunty use “Baby” bolke bulata tha.
Ek din office ke liye late ho gaya. Helmet nahi pehna, license ghar pe tha, aur upar se signal tod diya — classic triple combo.
Traffic Police Uncle: “Oye hero, ruk ja! License dikha!”
Bunty (nervous smile ke saath): “Sir, license toh ghar pe hai… par dil yahin hai.” 😬
Police Uncle: “Toh apna dil leke jail ja!”
Vo din Bunty ne seekha: Helmet sir pe aur jhooth mooh pe bhi fit baithta hai, par fine bharna padta hai.
🥳 Act 2: Rishtedaari Reloaded
Ek Sunday ko Bunty ke ghar shaadi ka rishta aaya. Ladki ka naam tha Pinky Verma – Math topper, IAS aspirant, aur har WhatsApp group ki admin.
Bunty full tension mein tha, kyunki Pinky ke papa ne pehla sawal hi yeh poocha:
Pinky ke Papa: “Beta, tum kya karte ho?”
Bunty (dil se): “Main khud ko dhoond raha hoon uncle…”
Pinky: “Waise Insta pe toh har jagah ho!”
Shaadi ki baat wahi khatam ho gayi, par Pinky ne baad mein DM kar diya: “Tu thoda cute hai bro.”
Bunty ne socha – life mein kuch toh achievement mila!
🍽️ Act 3: Maa ke Samose & Papa ka Gyaan
Ek shaam Bunty ghar aaya toh maa ne samose banaye the – wo bhi aloo waale, ghee mein tale hue, full desi emotional damage dene waale.
Maa: “Bunty, ek samosa kha le beta…”
Bunty: “Bas ek? Main toh 6 leke baitha hoon!”
Usi waqt papa aaye, aur Bunty ki JEE preparation pe taana mar diya:
Papa: “Beta, IIT nahi gaya toh zindagi mein kuch nahi banega.”
Bunty: “Papa, Parle-G ke saath chai peene ke liye IIT nahi chahiye…”
🎓 Act 4: Desi Dreams & Dilli ki Garmi
Bunty finally Dilli aaya coaching ke liye. Vo sochta tha ki coaching mein sirf padhaai hoti hai, par reality?
- AC kabhi chalta nahi tha,
- Pehle bench pe neend best aati thi,
- Aur canteen ki maggi ka taste – full toxic, full nostalgic.
Ek baar teacher ne pucha:
Sir: “What is Newton’s third law?”
Bunty: “Jo energy main padhai mein lagata hoon, uske opposite mein neend mujh pe lagti hai, sir.”
😎 Grand Finale: Bunty Goes Viral
Ek din Bunty ne YouTube pe ek reel dali – “When your Indian mom finds your JEE rank.”
Punchline tha:
“Beta 3000 rank aayi? Tumhare cousin Raju ki toh 2999 thi… shame shame puppy shame!”
Vo video viral ho gaya. Bunty ban gaya “JEE Memer Bhai”. Coaching chhodi, content creator ban gaya. Aaj uske 2M followers hain aur maa ke samose ab sponsored content ban chuke hain. 🙌
Moral of the Story:
Zindagi ek full-on masala Bollywood film hai — kabhi traffic ka fine, kabhi Pinky ka DM, kabhi JEE ka pressure, aur kabhi YouTube ka fame.
Bas thoda ghee daalo, chutney side mein rakho, aur zindagi ke samose ka maza lo!
Chahe padhai ho ya pyaar, Bunty Bhai ka mantra simple hai:
“Tension lene ka nahi, content banane ka!”
Tu bhi Bunty jaise ho ya uske opposite? 😄